Pakistani boy in American School
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .......
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teacher: whats your name?
Boy: Nadir
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teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johnny from today.
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boy went home and mom asked: How was the day nadir?
Boy: I am an American now, call me johnny.
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mom and dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school........
Teacher: what happened johnny?
Boy: Mam, just 6 hours after when I became American I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
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teacher: whats your name?
Boy: Nadir
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teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johnny from today.
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boy went home and mom asked: How was the day nadir?
Boy: I am an American now, call me johnny.
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mom and dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school........
Teacher: what happened johnny?
Boy: Mam, just 6 hours after when I became American I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
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Only for Adults...not for children
A lady was wearing jeans in a train. A man who saw that her zip was open said:
"Madam, your lips are laughing".
Woman:
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"Hey they want a cigarette".
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Known and Unknown..strange but True.
If you regularly message your friends they don't reply ,
But
if you message them from new number everyone will reply.
People have time for Unknown but not for Known.
"Strange but TRUE."
But
if you message them from new number everyone will reply.
People have time for Unknown but not for Known.
"Strange but TRUE."
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Friendship...??
Friendship
is an interpersonal and immediate understanding
of interactions ways of peculiaristic and democratically undefined methods
of controlling emotional hyperbolic reactions..!!
is an interpersonal and immediate understanding
of interactions ways of peculiaristic and democratically undefined methods
of controlling emotional hyperbolic reactions..!!
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Time....!!!
Time is the most elastic element of this world!!
It maximizes the moments when you are missing someone
&
minimizes the hours when you are with someone....!!
It maximizes the moments when you are missing someone
&
minimizes the hours when you are with someone....!!
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Roger Federer: I have great knowledge about tennis.You can ask anything.
Sardar:
Tell me. How many holes are there in the net.....!!
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Venna Malik & Zardari...!!
A famous Russian quote
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"Never trust a crying woman and a smiling man,
both are extremely dangerous".
It is true........
see
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crying Venna Malik and smiling Zardari.
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"Never trust a crying woman and a smiling man,
both are extremely dangerous".
It is true........
see
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crying Venna Malik and smiling Zardari.
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Ibn-e-Sina's Father
Teacher: Who is the father of Ibn-e-Sina????
Sardar replied after a very long thinking..!!
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"John Cena:.
Sardar replied after a very long thinking..!!
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"John Cena:.
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New Theory of Motion...!!
Sardar was awarded 2010 Nobel Prize for physics for his new "theory of motion" :
which says;
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Loose motion can never be done in slow motion..@@
which says;
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Loose motion can never be done in slow motion..@@
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Bombs
Bush: We have bombs like Angelina,Britney,Madonna,Megan Fox etc etc.
What do you have?????
Manmohan replied:
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We have bomb defuser......"Imran Hashimi".
What do you have?????
Manmohan replied:
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We have bomb defuser......"Imran Hashimi".
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I
How can you be
N_Ce & Pol_Te
without I?
Can you Sm_Le without I?
Make a W_sh without I?
How can you L_Ve without I?
so.................
I know "I" am very important....@@
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Law of Conservation of Knowledge
"No matter how long the lecture may be, the knowledge before and after remains the same."
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Every student get opportunity to sleep in the class room
but
some students miss those beautiful moments...and....those idiots are known as
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."TOPPERS".
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It is very easy to hurt someone and then say "SORRY".
But
It is really very difficult to get hurt and say
"its OK,I am fine".
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Newton's interesting Question..!!
Newton: How to write four in between five??
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Chartered Accountants: joke!!
Mathematicians: impossible!!
Doctors: wrong question!!
MB A's: don't ask foolish questions!!
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Engineers: F(IV)E.....
all shocked.....engineer's rock
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Physics's student VS Chemistry student
A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:
"I love you more than an electron wants to attract proton".
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Girl:
"OE sulphur dioxide.....apna zinc sulphide jaisa face lay k foran yahan se reduce hoja........
is sey pehly k tujhy oxidize ker dun....or...tu reaction ke qabil na rahey:--)"
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kambakht graphite ki aulad.......!!!
"I love you more than an electron wants to attract proton".
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Girl:
"OE sulphur dioxide.....apna zinc sulphide jaisa face lay k foran yahan se reduce hoja........
is sey pehly k tujhy oxidize ker dun....or...tu reaction ke qabil na rahey:--)"
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kambakht graphite ki aulad.......!!!
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Most of the problems are...because of.... 'Two Persons'
Firstly;
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we act without thinking...!
&
Secondly;
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we keep thinking without Acting...!
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"Never Mind"
Don't feel bad if people remember you only when they need you...
Feel privileged
that
you are like a Candle...that comes to their mind
when there is Darkness..!!
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Respect the emotions in some one's heart ,
rather than the expressions on some one's face
because
expression is just a formality
but
emotions are reality...!! OK
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Albert Einstein
Once Einstein was studying in the class.A Scorpio bit his toe,
but
he continued reading with full concentration.
When teacher asked him;
he said that............"the Scorpio bit him on toe not on his mind,so he didn't lose concentration"
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Friend,this is what
we call as
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"OVER ACTING"
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Man,his wife & TV remote..!!
A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife.
He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back,
then
down her side,
then
carries on down her legs..........
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He moves back towards the top & stops..........!
His wife gasps;
"Why have you stopped?"
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He says: "I have got TV remote...so you can sleep".
He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back,
then
down her side,
then
carries on down her legs..........
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He moves back towards the top & stops..........!
His wife gasps;
"Why have you stopped?"
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He says: "I have got TV remote...so you can sleep".
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Never conclude a person by his present status
because
time has the great power to change a Useless coal into Valuable diamond
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because
time has the great power to change a Useless coal into Valuable diamond
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Petrol Pump...!!!
Beautiful line written at petrol pump...
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"Avoid girl friends...it save 90% petrol".
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"Avoid girl friends...it save 90% petrol".
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A Girl & your Marks..!
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks....
but
marks may help you to get a lot of girls....!
"so love your studies not girls".
but
marks may help you to get a lot of girls....!
"so love your studies not girls".
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Chu-Tiya Restaurant
Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya from Korea came to Pakistan and opened a restaurant,
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no customer came there;
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because
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they named it
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"Chu-Tiya Restaurant".
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no customer came there;
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because
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they named it
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"Chu-Tiya Restaurant".
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Girl's T-shirt
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl;
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"Excuse me!
my face is above..."
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"Excuse me!
my face is above..."
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Alarm & Snooze...!!!
The most active person in the world.."one who invented alarm..."
&
The most laziest person in the world.."one who invented snooze in the alarm..."
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Pathan & Glasses Meaning...!!
English man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 years..
but he never used glasses.
Pathan: I know...
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some people drink water directly from tap....'
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