Manager to Pathan: You are appointed for job. Your salary is 30,000/ rupees.
Next year it will be 50,000/ rupees.
;
;
Pathan: Ok!!!
I will join next year.
Next year it will be 50,000/ rupees.
;
;
Pathan: Ok!!!
I will join next year.
Biwi: Munny ki sunnat kerni hai Card English mei kesy likhoon???
;
;
Pathan: "We invite you on the cutting ceremony of susu, instrument of
my son. Kindly join us & see the shughal."
;
;
Pathan: "We invite you on the cutting ceremony of susu, instrument of
my son. Kindly join us & see the shughal."
Girl: "I like your teeth".
Boy: Oh really, why?
:
:
Girl: because...yellow is my favorite colour...
...........................................................................................
Boy: Oh really, why?
:
:
Girl: because...yellow is my favorite colour...
...........................................................................................
Beautiful girl (Sharma ke):
Ye piyar kiya hota hai??
Boy:
Love is a mutual induction force between two poles of north and south and magnetically
relationship between them that leads to strong voltage & current partnership.
;
;
Girl (with smile): chawla...tu vi diploma kita aey.......!!!
Ye piyar kiya hota hai??
Boy:
Love is a mutual induction force between two poles of north and south and magnetically
relationship between them that leads to strong voltage & current partnership.
;
;
Girl (with smile): chawla...tu vi diploma kita aey.......!!!
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
Aisi kon C Cheez hy jo Larkian sirf pehanti hen
or
Larky pehanty b hen or khaty b hen….?
.
.
,
.
,
.
,
ChapPal.;-)
Pakistan is such a nice country where.........
Nobody wants to study in govt. schools;
Nobody wants to be treated in govt. hospitals;
Nobody wants to travel by govt. transport;
Nobody wants to deal with any govt. department;
:
:
but
:
:
everybody wants govt. job...!!!
Nobody wants to study in govt. schools;
Nobody wants to be treated in govt. hospitals;
Nobody wants to travel by govt. transport;
Nobody wants to deal with any govt. department;
:
:
but
:
:
everybody wants govt. job...!!!
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .......
:
:
teacher: whats your name?
Boy: Nadir
:
teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johnny from today.
;
boy went home and mom asked: How was the day nadir?
Boy: I am an American now, call me johnny.
;
mom and dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school........
Teacher: what happened johnny?
Boy: Mam, just 6 hours after when I became American I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
..................................................................
:
:
teacher: whats your name?
Boy: Nadir
:
teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johnny from today.
;
boy went home and mom asked: How was the day nadir?
Boy: I am an American now, call me johnny.
;
mom and dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school........
Teacher: what happened johnny?
Boy: Mam, just 6 hours after when I became American I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
..................................................................
A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:
"I love you more than an electron wants to attract proton".
.
.
Girl:
"OE sulphur dioxide.....apna zinc sulphide jaisa face lay k foran yahan se reduce hoja........
is sey pehly k tujhy oxidize ker dun....or...tu reaction ke qabil na rahey:--)"
.
kambakht graphite ki aulad.......!!!
"I love you more than an electron wants to attract proton".
.
.
Girl:
"OE sulphur dioxide.....apna zinc sulphide jaisa face lay k foran yahan se reduce hoja........
is sey pehly k tujhy oxidize ker dun....or...tu reaction ke qabil na rahey:--)"
.
kambakht graphite ki aulad.......!!!
A cow was walking.Newton stopped it. It stopped.........
He found his first law; "an object continues to move unless it its stopped".
:
.
He gave a force by kicking the cow.....it gave a sound "MA"
he formulated the second law; "F=MA"
:
.
After sometime cow gave a kick to Newton. Then he formulated the third law......
"Every action has an equal & opposite reaction"
He found his first law; "an object continues to move unless it its stopped".
:
.
He gave a force by kicking the cow.....it gave a sound "MA"
he formulated the second law; "F=MA"
:
.
After sometime cow gave a kick to Newton. Then he formulated the third law......
"Every action has an equal & opposite reaction"
Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world??
when
you try to look at your friend & you find that.......
your friend is already looking at you........!!
:
:
:
:
location:
( Examination Hall)
when
you try to look at your friend & you find that.......
your friend is already looking at you........!!
:
:
:
:
location:
( Examination Hall)
A boy loved a girl but he never proposed her.
One day he decided to tell her at 1.00am at night.
.
.
He type.........." I love you"
.
.....And sent it after a few second. He got a message but he decided to see it the next day for surprise and slept.
.
.
Next day, he read the message and become so shocked because.......it was written
:
:
:
"Dear customer, your message sending failed due to insufficient balance.Please recharge your account."
When I was @ school. Someone stole my rough note pad......
Now the people called it
.
.
.
"Oxford Dictionary"
Prove that
STUDY = FAIL
Consider following two equations;
Study = not fail…………(1)
Not study = fail…………(2)
Now adding these two equation, we get the expression;
Study + not study = fail + not fail
Study(1+not) = fail(1+not)
(1+not) cancelled
So, the equation becomes:
Study = Fail
hence; it has been proved.
A new element added to the periodic table....
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical properties;
boils at anytime,can freeze at anytime,melts if handled with love & care,
very bitter if mishandled,
Chemical properties;
very reactive,very hot,highly unstable,posses strong affinity for gold-platinum-diamond & other precious items,money reducing agent,
volatile when left alone,
Occurance;
mostly found in front of mirror...!!
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical properties;
boils at anytime,can freeze at anytime,melts if handled with love & care,
very bitter if mishandled,
Chemical properties;
very reactive,very hot,highly unstable,posses strong affinity for gold-platinum-diamond & other precious items,money reducing agent,
volatile when left alone,
Occurance;
mostly found in front of mirror...!!
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl;
.
.
.
.
"Excuse me!
my face is above..."
.
.
.
.
"Excuse me!
my face is above..."
Beautiful line written at petrol pump...
;
;
;
"Avoid girl friends...it save 90% petrol".
;
;
;
"Avoid girl friends...it save 90% petrol".
Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya from Korea came to Pakistan and opened a restaurant,
:
no customer came there;
.
because
.
they named it
;
;
"Chu-Tiya Restaurant"
:
no customer came there;
.
because
.
they named it
;
;
"Chu-Tiya Restaurant"
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks....
but
marks may help you to get a lot of girls....!
"so love your studies not girls"
but
marks may help you to get a lot of girls....!
"so love your studies not girls"
Both friends will think that the other is busy
and
will not contact thinking it may be disturbing
;
;
as time passes
.
both will think let the other contact
after that each will think why I should contact first???
:
:
here your friendship will be converted to hate.....
finally
without contact the memory becomes weak....
they forget each other...!!
So keep in touch with all..@
and
will not contact thinking it may be disturbing
;
;
as time passes
.
both will think let the other contact
after that each will think why I should contact first???
:
:
here your friendship will be converted to hate.....
finally
without contact the memory becomes weak....
they forget each other...!!
So keep in touch with all..@
A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife.
He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back,
then
down her side,
then
carries on down her legs..........
.
.
He moves back towards the top & stops..........!
His wife gasps;
"Why have you stopped?"
:
:
:
He says: "I have got TV remote...so you can sleep".
He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back,
then
down her side,
then
carries on down her legs..........
.
.
He moves back towards the top & stops..........!
His wife gasps;
"Why have you stopped?"
:
:
:
He says: "I have got TV remote...so you can sleep".
Whenever you feel sad,
see yourself in the mirror & say:
.
.
"I am so cute"
:
:
:
You will smile automatically;
but
do not make it a habit.........because...
"Liers will go to the Hell"
see yourself in the mirror & say:
.
.
"I am so cute"
:
:
:
You will smile automatically;
but
do not make it a habit.........because...
"Liers will go to the Hell"
Its hard to sleep when you know how burdened your mind is...
.
.
.
and
.
.
It is even harder going to sleep when you know there is left over PIZZA in the fridge...!!
"sweat dreams"
.
.
.
and
.
.
It is even harder going to sleep when you know there is left over PIZZA in the fridge...!!
"sweat dreams"
ICC World Cup 2011 final
India vs Pakistan,
:
:
India won the toss,
.
.
.
.
India: 270/5 (50)
Pakistan: 273/4 (49.4)
Pakistan won...............
Congratulation.....Match is seen in Peshawar.
India vs Pakistan,
:
:
India won the toss,
.
.
.
.
India: 270/5 (50)
Pakistan: 273/4 (49.4)
Pakistan won...............
Congratulation.....Match is seen in Peshawar.
Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can't sell you that......;
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn't knew you had a prescription.
Chemist: I can't sell you that......;
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn't knew you had a prescription.
Respect the emotions in some one's heart ,
rather than the expressions on some one's face
because
expression is just a formality
but
emotions are reality...!! OK
rather than the expressions on some one's face
because
expression is just a formality
but
emotions are reality...!! OK
A student called his chemistry professor ,
his wife picked the phone
&
said: He died last week.....
Next day student called again , she again picked & said: I told you that he died last week....
He called the third time ,
wife said: He has died. Why do you keep on calling again and again??
Student: "I feel happy in listening..."he has died"...."
his wife picked the phone
&
said: He died last week.....
Next day student called again , she again picked & said: I told you that he died last week....
He called the third time ,
wife said: He has died. Why do you keep on calling again and again??
Student: "I feel happy in listening..."he has died"...."
If you regularly message your friends they don't reply ,
But
if you message them from new number everyone will reply.
People have time for Unknown but not for Known.
"Strange but TRUE."
But
if you message them from new number everyone will reply.
People have time for Unknown but not for Known.
"Strange but TRUE."
Maths and girls are the two most complicated things in this world.....
.
but
.
.
.
.
Maths..........................at least has LOGIC.
.
but
.
.
.
.
Maths..........................at least has LOGIC.
Friendship
is an interpersonal and immediate understanding
of interactions ways of peculiaristic and democratically undefined methods
of controlling emotional hyperbolic reactions..!!
is an interpersonal and immediate understanding
of interactions ways of peculiaristic and democratically undefined methods
of controlling emotional hyperbolic reactions..!!
Newton: How to write four in between five??
.
.
.
Chartered Accountants: joke!!
Mathematicians: impossible!!
Doctors: wrong question!!
MB A's: don't ask foolish questions!!
.
.
Engineers: F(IV)E.....
all shocked.....engineer's rock
.
.
.
Chartered Accountants: joke!!
Mathematicians: impossible!!
Doctors: wrong question!!
MB A's: don't ask foolish questions!!
.
.
Engineers: F(IV)E.....
all shocked.....engineer's rock
A famous russion quote
.
.
.
.
"Never trust a crying woman and a smiling man,
both are extremely dangerous".
It is true........
see
.
.
.
.
.
.
crying Vena Malik and smiling Zardari
.
.
.
.
"Never trust a crying woman and a smiling man,
both are extremely dangerous".
It is true........
see
.
.
.
.
.
.
crying Vena Malik and smiling Zardari
Teacher: Who is the father of Ibn-e-Sina????
Sardar replied after a very long thinking..!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"John Cena:.
Sardar replied after a very long thinking..!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"John Cena:.
Every student get opportunity to sleep in the class room
but
some students miss those beautiful moments...and....those idiots are known as
.
.
.
."TOPPERS".
but
some students miss those beautiful moments...and....those idiots are known as
.
.
.
."TOPPERS".
Bush: We have bombs like Angelina,Britney,Madona,Megan Fox etc etc.
What do you have?????
Manmohan replied:
.
.
.
We have bomb defuser......"Imran Hashmi".
What do you have?????
Manmohan replied:
.
.
.
We have bomb defuser......"Imran Hashmi".
"No matter how long the lecture may be, the knowledge before and after remains the same."
There is no Royal Road to Success,
but
after Success.......every Road becomes Royal Road....!!
Best Wishes for those who believe in Struggle...@
but
after Success.......every Road becomes Royal Road....!!
Best Wishes for those who believe in Struggle...@
Sardar was awarded 2010 Nobel Prize for physics for his new "theory of motion" :
which says;
?
?
?
?
Loose motion can never be done in slow motion..@@
which says;
?
?
?
?
Loose motion can never be done in slow motion..@@
Time is the most elastic element of this world!!
It maximizes the moments when you are missing someone
&
minimizes the hours when you are with someone....!!
It maximizes the moments when you are missing someone
&
minimizes the hours when you are with someone....!!
It is very easy to hurt someone and then say "SORRY".
But
It is really very difficult to get hurt and say
"its ok,I am fine".
But
It is really very difficult to get hurt and say
"its ok,I am fine".
How can you be
N_ce & Pol_te
without I?
Can you Sm_le without I?
Make a W_sh without I?
How can you L_ve without I?
so.................
I know "I" am very important....@@
N_ce & Pol_te
without I?
Can you Sm_le without I?
Make a W_sh without I?
How can you L_ve without I?
so.................
I know "I" am very important....@@
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