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A new element added to the periodic table....

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask!

Physical properties;
boils at anytime,can freeze at anytime,melts if handled with love & care,
very bitter if mishandled,

Chemical properties;
very reactive,very hot,highly unstable,posses strong affinity for gold-platinum-diamond & other precious items,money reducing agent,
volatile when left alone,

Occurance;
mostly found in front of mirror...!!

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl;
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"Excuse me!
my face is above..."

Beautiful line written at petrol pump...
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"Avoid girl friends...it save 90% petrol".

Mr.Lee Chu from China & Mr.Han Tiya from Korea came to Pakistan and opened a restaurant,
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no customer came there;
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because
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they named it
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"Chu-Tiya Restaurant"

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks....

but

marks may help you to get a lot of girls....!


"so love your studies not girls"

Both friends will think that the other is busy

and

will not contact thinking it may be disturbing
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as time passes
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both will think let the other contact

after that each will think why I should contact first???
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here your friendship will be converted to hate.....
finally
without contact the memory becomes weak....

they forget each other...!!


So keep in touch with all..@