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A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife.
He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back,
then
down her side,
then
carries on down her legs..........
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He moves back towards the top & stops..........!
His wife gasps;
"Why have you stopped?"
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He says: "I have got TV remote...so you can sleep".

Whenever you feel sad,
see yourself in the mirror & say:
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"I am so cute"
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You will smile automatically;

but

do not make it a habit.........because...

          "Liers will go to the Hell"

Its hard to sleep when you know how burdened your mind is...
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It is even harder going to sleep when you know there is left over PIZZA in the fridge...!!

                                                      "sweat dreams"

ICC World Cup 2011 final
India vs Pakistan,
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India won the toss,
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India:        270/5   (50)
Pakistan:   273/4   (49.4)


Pakistan won...............



Congratulation.....Match is seen in Peshawar.

Man at medical store: I need poison.

Chemist: I can't sell you that......;

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn't knew you had a prescription.

Respect the emotions in some one's heart ,

rather than the expressions on some one's face

because

expression is just a formality

but

emotions are reality...!! OK

A student called his chemistry professor ,
his wife picked the phone
&
said: He died last week.....

Next day student called again , she again picked & said: I told you that he died last week....

He called the third time ,
wife said: He has died. Why do you keep on calling again and again??

Student: "I feel happy in listening..."he has died"...."

If you regularly message your friends they don't reply ,

But

if you message them from new number everyone will reply.

People have time for Unknown but not for Known.

                "Strange but TRUE."

Maths and girls are the two most complicated things in this world.....
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but
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Maths..........................at least has LOGIC.

Friendship
is an interpersonal and immediate understanding
of interactions ways of peculiaristic and democratically undefined methods
of controlling emotional hyperbolic reactions..!!

Newton: How to write four in between five??
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Chartered Accountants: joke!!
Mathematicians: impossible!!
Doctors: wrong question!!
MB A's: don't ask foolish questions!!
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Engineers: F(IV)E.....



all shocked.....engineer's rock

A famous russion quote
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"Never trust a crying woman and a smiling man,
 both are extremely dangerous".

 It is true........
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 crying Vena Malik  and  smiling Zardari

Teacher: Who is the father of Ibn-e-Sina????
              
Sardar replied after a very long thinking..!!
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"John Cena:.

Every student get opportunity to sleep in the class room

but

some students miss those beautiful moments...and....those idiots are known as
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."TOPPERS".

Bush: We have bombs like Angelina,Britney,Madona,Megan Fox etc etc.
          What do you have?????

Manmohan replied:
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We have bomb defuser......"Imran Hashmi".

"No matter how long the lecture may be, the knowledge before and after remains the same."

There is no Royal Road to Success,
but
after Success.......every Road becomes Royal Road....!!


Best Wishes for those who believe in Struggle...@

Sardar was awarded 2010 Nobel Prize for physics for his new "theory of motion" :
which says;
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Loose motion can never be done in slow motion..@@

Time is the most elastic element of this world!!
It maximizes the moments when you are missing someone
&
minimizes the hours when you are with someone....!!

It is very easy to hurt someone and then say "SORRY".
But
It is really very difficult to get hurt and say
"its ok,I am fine".

How can you be
N_ce  &  Pol_te
without I?
Can you Sm_le without I?
Make a W_sh without I?
How can you L_ve without I?
so.................
I know "I" am very important....@@

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