Welcome to The Fun Land

Beautiful girl (Sharma ke):
Ye piyar kiya hota hai??

Boy:
Love is a mutual induction force between two poles of north and south and magnetically
relationship between them that leads to strong voltage & current partnership.
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Girl (with smile):  chawla...tu vi diploma kita aey.......!!!

Pakistan is such a nice country where.........

Nobody wants to study in govt. schools;
Nobody wants to be treated in govt. hospitals;
Nobody wants to travel by govt. transport;
Nobody wants to deal with any govt. department;
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but
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everybody wants govt. job...!!!

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .......
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teacher: whats your name?
Boy: Nadir
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teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johnny from today.
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boy went home and mom asked: How was the day nadir?
Boy: I am an American now, call me johnny.
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mom and dad both got offended and beat him up.

Next day he was back to school........
Teacher: what happened johnny?
Boy: Mam, just 6 hours after when I became American I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
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A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:
"I love you more than an electron wants to attract proton".
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Girl:
"OE sulphur dioxide.....apna zinc sulphide jaisa face lay k foran yahan se reduce hoja........
is sey pehly  k tujhy  oxidize ker dun....or...tu reaction ke qabil na rahey:--)"
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kambakht graphite ki aulad.......!!!